Great Truths Little Children Have Learned:
1 - No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2 - When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3 - If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4 - Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5 - You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
6 - Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7 - Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8 - You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9 - Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10 - The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandp a’s lap.
